hi just some jokes i want to share,
patient:Doctor,Doctor,how was my check up?
doctor:perfect,you will live to be 80.
patient:But i am 8o.
doctor:In that case, it's been nice knowing you.
child:Mummy,mummy,why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
mother:shut up or you will wake your father.
child:Mommy,mummy,why is dad running in zig zags?
mother: shut up and keep shooting.
by fys
3:31 PM